Disclaimer....Read this First

Vanessa was kind enough to point out to me that the purpose of blogging is to write short, easily readable entries. She mentioned this as she saw the tome I was working on and perhaps she nearly peed her pants laughing at me. So yes I know its long and for that I apologize but what can I say, I don't really get blogging, its not my medium. I'll try to break them up a bit more next time. So yeah enjoy 10,000 pages about ME.